Truth & Thoughts

Honest thoughts about honest observations
Last night there was a spider in my sink. I did what any self respecting spider fearer would do. I washed that fucker down the sink. This morning I woke up with a few itchy bites on my right calf. I’m pretty sure that fucker’s family came in the night and bit me because karma is a bitch. Fucking spiders. 

Last night there was a spider in my sink. I did what any self respecting spider fearer would do. I washed that fucker down the sink. This morning I woke up with a few itchy bites on my right calf. I’m pretty sure that fucker’s family came in the night and bit me because karma is a bitch. Fucking spiders. 

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