Truth & Thoughts

Honest thoughts about honest observations
Last night there was a spider in my sink. I did what any self respecting spider fearer would do. I washed that fucker down the sink. This morning I woke up with a few itchy bites on my right calf. I’m pretty sure that fucker’s family came in the night and bit me because karma is a bitch. Fucking spiders. 

Last night there was a spider in my sink. I did what any self respecting spider fearer would do. I washed that fucker down the sink. This morning I woke up with a few itchy bites on my right calf. I’m pretty sure that fucker’s family came in the night and bit me because karma is a bitch. Fucking spiders. 

Broken Ending

i do not believe our relationship ended

because she was broken.

i believe our relationship ended

because she believed herself to be

broken.

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Cranky

Do you ever have one of those days when you’re just cranky and you kind of hate everything? 

Even emoticons.

Because they are too fucking cute, annoyingly so, and why are you responding to my text with only an emoticon instead of actually saying something?!

Then you see a mama deer leading her two fawns around the neighborhood and you try to be less cranky. 

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